3 Oct 2011

Érase Una Vez En México

I watched Once Upon A Time In Mexico yet again today.

Hollywood movie makers should be held accountable when it comes to casting. There should also be a law which states that every movie has to be passed for production by some kind of medical review board.
The inclusion of Enrique Iglesias and Antonio Banderas in the same movie should never have got past the medical screening. Casting them as Mariachi's strumming out soothing, erotic, guitar music was an even worse decision. Having them accompany the music by singing in Spanish was the final nail in the coffin.



Millions of Women all over the world reaching frantically for the Xanax to calm the onset of anxiety as we stare at the screen, drowning in that olive skin and those gorgeous eyes. The part in the video where he lowers his head slightly and peers out from the top of his eyes just makes me shiver every time. Rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind, play, Where's the Xanax? Oh god, help me!! (It's at 1:40 ladies. I think winky)

In the same way that web sites can disable right click, youtube should have made viewing of the video below subject to court order and a fee of 1million dollars. They certainly should have disabled the ability to save to favourites.

Right, I'm off for a cold bath and then watch the latest Jason Statham movie. Yeah right, that will work then.


Enjoy

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